Two nuns are walking down the street when they notice that a man is following them. Sister Michael, the older and wiser nun, says to the young…

A police officer pulled over an elderly woman named Margaret for speeding. She rolled down her window and gave the young officer a sweet smile. “Ma’am, do…

As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her…

A husband and wife were sitting together at a bar one evening, trying to enjoy a quiet drink. At the next table, there was a very drunk…

An old Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon, Naked….except for his boots. “Where your clothes at, Slim?”, ask the one man Back at the barn. I was feeding…

A man and his wife walked into a dentist’s office one morning. The wife went straight to the front desk and said, “I need a tooth pulled,…

A woman went to visit her husband in prison one afternoon. They sat together in the visiting room, talking quietly for a while. He looked tired, worn…

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming…

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that…