One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You…

A young woman walks into a prestige car sales room. Looks around at all the Porsches, Lamborghini’s, Jags etc., and says to the salesman. “Can I have…

During a commercial airline flight, a Navy Chief was seated next to a young mother with a baby in her arms. When her baby began crying during…

A woman went shopping one afternoon with her husband. As they walked past a store window, she suddenly stopped and stared at a beautiful pair of boots…

The teacher asked “Harry, what is your problem”. Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in her 3rd grade and I am…

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother?…

All through dinner, my wife’s best friend’s four-year-old daughter kept staring at me. She sat directly across the table, barely touching her food, her eyes fixed on…

A Texan was having a drink in an Arizona bar when his phone rang. He listened for a moment, grinned ear to ear, and shouted, “Drinks for…

A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backward. The little Johnny asked why…