A new Army recruit was on the rifle range
A new Army recruit was on the rifle range. He fired 50 shots and completely missed the target with every shot! His Drill Instructor called him to…
Video: Watch and learn!
Three Scots and three Irishmen were headed to a conference by train. At the station, the Irishmen each buy a ticket, while the Scots only buy one.“How…
A mouse in my house.
Murphy: I’m in a big trouble! Paddy: Why is that? Murphy: I saw a mouse in my house! Paddy: Oh, well, all you need to do is…
Video: My boss thinks I’m stupid
My boss has always believed I’m not the sharpest employee in the office. Personally, I think he simply doesn’t appreciate creative problem-solving. Yesterday, he handed me some…
Jay calls up the doc at 2 AM
Jay woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of his wife groaning beside him. He switched on the bedside lamp and found her…
Video: A Sudden Spark After 20 Years
A man came running home from work, burst through the front door and nearly tripped over the doormat in his excitement. His wife looked up from the…
Two little boys
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over and…
Two old farmers, Joe and Bob
Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors but didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degrees centigrade cold and…
The Boss’s Idea
Jim calls in to work and says, “Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I…
An annual physical
An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical… After a while, the doctor comes out and says, “I’m sorry Bill, but we have…