Video: Lil’ Johnny’s mother took him to the bank
Lil’ Johnny’s mother took him with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit,…
TXT: A quirky woman named Betty
A quirky woman named Betty walked into a local bank carrying a huge bag of cash. She approached the receptionist and said, “I’d like to meet the…
Video: May I see your boarding pass?
A plane was cruising smoothly toward Vancouver when a woman named Lily, seated in economy class, decided she deserved an upgrade.Without hesitation, she marched up to first…
A young boy says to his father
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how much…
Video: A blonde goes to a auto parts store
A blonde goes to a auto parts store and asks for a Seven Ten cap. Everybody look at each other and ask, “What’s a seven ten cap?”…
An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy
In the men’s bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally…
Video: A drunk walks into a crowded bar
A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman. After a while, the woman starts to smell this horrible…
A mother-in-law on a visit
A mother-in-law stopped by the recently married couple’s house unexpectedly. She rang the doorbell and stepped inside, where she saw her daughter-in-law standing without clothes by the…
He Said He Was Single… Technically
A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?”…
The Worst Alibi Ever… Until the Shoes Gave Him Away
A married man was having an *ff*ir with his secretary. One day, they went to her place and m*de l*ve all afternoon. *xh*usted, they fell asleep and…