A blonde was driving down the highway, enjoying the ride and singing along to the radio. The weather was nice, the road seemed clear, and she was feeling perfectly relaxed behind the wheel.
Suddenly, her phone started ringing.
She answered on speaker, and it was her best friend, sounding completely panicked.
“Listen to me carefully!” her friend shouted. “Be careful out there! I just heard on the radio that there’s some lunatic driving the wrong way against traffic on the highway!”
The blonde frowned and looked through the windshield. Cars were flashing their headlights, honking, and swerving as they rushed past her from every direction.
She tightened her grip on the steering wheel and shook her head in disbelief.
Her friend continued, “Did you hear me? One crazy driver is going against traffic!”
The blonde looked around again, more annoyed than frightened.
Then she said, “Only one? They all are!”
