During a sermon a pastor announced, “If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left. “
All the men in the church moved to left except one man.
The pastor was happy there was at least one strong man and asked him least one strong man, and asked him,
“How come your wife can’t control you? “
The man quietly replied, “It’s my wife who told me not to move.”
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