A cowboy walked into a bar one evening and sat down next to a very attractive woman.

He ordered a drink, gave her a quick glance, then casually looked down at his watch.

A few seconds later, he checked it again.

The woman noticed and smiled. “Are you waiting for someone? Is your date running late?”

The cowboy shook his head. “No, ma’am. I just bought this state-of-the-art watch, and I’m testing it out.”

She looked intrigued. “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”

The cowboy leaned back and said, “It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telepathically.”

The woman laughed softly. “Really? And what is it telling you right now?”

The cowboy looked at the watch, paused dramatically, and said, “Well… it says you’re not wearing any panties.”

The woman burst out laughing.

“Oh, really?” she said. “Then your fancy watch must be broken, because I am wearing panties.”

The cowboy smiled, tapped the face of the watch, and replied:

“Damn thing’s an hour fast.”