A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. “Be careful! CAREFUL! Put…

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road when her car breaks down. She goes to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door. When…

A good-looking guy is sitting in a bar, sipping a whiskey. He notices a gorgeous woman at the end of the bar, talking with a friend. He…

An Amish woman was driving her horse and buggy into town to buy supplies when she was stopped by a highway patrolman. “I’m not going to give…

“After 50 years of marriage, I looked at my wife one day and said, ‘Honey, 50 years ago, we had a tiny house, a beat-up car, a…

An 85-year-old woman named Doris went to the DMV to renew her driver’s license.The clerk looked at her paperwork and said, “Ma’am, I see here that you…

A woman was driving down the highway at about 75 miles an hour when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked…

There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.’ Soon,…

H: “Hey!” W: “Hey honey. Are you there in the nightclub?” H: Yes… W: “Excellent! Two blocks away from you is the mall where I am now….