The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay…

The young man says to his date, “I really like the perfume you’re wearing. What’s it called?” The young lady looks puzzled for a minute then searches…

One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You…

A little boy asks his mother, “Mom, is it possible to eat electricity?” The mother says: ‘What? Where did you hear that? The boy replied: “Yesterday I…

In this amusing short tale, three elderly gentlemen visit a doctor for a memory test. When asked, “What is three times three?” the first man answers “274,”…

Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are. Guy1: My wife is so dumb she wants to spend $15,000 to…

A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…

The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, Iknow…

James showed up at Mass one Sunday, and the priest nearly fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life except for…