Fred and Mary got married but couldn’t afford a honeymoon, so they spent their first night at Fred’s parents’ house. The next morning, little Johnny, Fred’s kid…

A boy, his father, and his mother are having dinner, but the boy refuses to eat his broccoli. “Eat your broccoli!” says the mother. “No!” the boy…

One morning at breakfast, a wife smiled at her husband and asked, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, toast, grapefruit juice, and coffee?” Her husband shook…

A mother-in-law wanted to test her three sons-in-law to see how kind-hearted they were. She devised a simple plan. First, she went for a walk by the…

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “That new upper plate I put in…

There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with…

A flight crew was coming in to land at an unfamiliar airport. As they lined up on final approach, the pilot squinted out the window. Pilot: “Does…

One day, Pablo and Paco were riding their horses across the desert under the hot sun. For a while, everything was quiet except for the sound of…

A man and a woman, both married but complete strangers, found themselves assigned to the same tiny sleeping cabin on a long overnight train. At first, things…