A car full of Irish nuns was stopped at a traffic light in downtown Dublin when a carload of loud, drunk men pulled up beside them.
One of the men yelled,
“Hey! Show us your… you bunch of penguins!”
Shocked, Mother Superior turned to Sister Mary Immaculata and said,
“I don’t think they know who we are.”
“Show them your cross.”
Sister Mary rolled down her window and shouted,
“Clear off, you cheeky little idiots, before I come over there and knock some sense into you!”
She rolled the window back up, smiled innocently, and asked,
“Mother… did that sound cross enough?”
