One morning, a boss walked into the office looking confident and ready for the day.

His secretary noticed immediately that his pants zipper was wide open.

She didn’t want to embarrass him in front of everyone, so she tried to be polite and subtle.

As he passed her desk, she smiled and said, “Good morning, boss. By the way, when you left home this morning, did you remember to close the garage door?”

The boss stopped for a second, looked at her strangely, and said, “The garage door?”

“Yes,” she replied calmly. “Just wondering.”

He shrugged, still confused, and walked into his office.

A few minutes later, he sat down at his desk, started going through some papers, and suddenly noticed his zipper was open.

At once, he understood what his secretary had been trying to tell him.

Instead of feeling embarrassed, he decided to have a little fun with her.

He called her into his office and asked her to bring him a cup of coffee.

When she came in, he leaned back in his chair with a smirk and said, “Tell me something. When you noticed the garage door was open, did you happen to see my Jaguar inside?”

The secretary smiled politely and replied:

“No, boss. All I saw was a Mini with two deflated tires.”