The wife bought a new see through nighty, wore it without any underclothes and came swinging before the husband.
Aroused Husband says,
“You look so beautiful and sexy my darling.”
The wife says,
“I know that, I tried it the same way at the store and the salesman was the first one to tell me that.”
Five surgeons were sitting together during a break, talking about which types of patients were the easiest to operate on. The first surgeon said, “Personally, I like…
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day….
FINALLY…THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by…
A young woman came home one evening with her boyfriend. As they walked through the front door, she called out to her mother, “Mom, we’re going upstairs…
A husband and wife were having dinner at an elegant restaurant one evening. The atmosphere was perfect: soft music, candlelight, expensive wine, and beautifully prepared food. Just…
So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest says, “Alright, my son,…