Little Johnny was always being teased by the other boys in the neighborhood. They all thought he wasn’t very bright, and their favorite trick was to offer…

One morning, while they were still lying in bed, the wife turned to her husband and said, “Maybe you shouldn’t go to work today.” Her husband looked…

A blonde was driving alone one evening when a heavy snowstorm suddenly hit. The road quickly disappeared under the snow, visibility dropped, and she realized she had…

I recently spent $6,500 on a registered Black Angus bull, expecting him to be the pride of my farm. I brought him home, put him out in…

Last week was my birthday, and honestly, it started terribly. When I woke up, my wife didn’t say a word about it. No hug, no card, no…

One morning at the convent, Mother Superior was taking a shower when one of the younger nuns knocked on the bathroom door. “Mother Superior,” the nun called…

Two friends were walking through the woods one afternoon, taking a shortcut back toward town. They were joking, laughing, and arguing about which path was faster, when…

One afternoon, a woman was relaxing at home when the doorbell rang. She opened the door and found a nervous-looking man standing on her porch, twisting his…

Late one night, an Irishman named Paddy was walking home alone after spending a few hours at the pub. The street was quiet, the lamps were dim,…