A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. At one point in the discussion, the teacher remarked that it was physically impossible for a whale…

After being married for thirty years, a wife was sitting with her husband one evening when she suddenly became sentimental. She looked at him and said, “After…

A group of girls walked into a bar one evening, laughing loudly and looking very proud of themselves. They found a table near the counter, and one…

As he lay on his deathbed, the man looked weakly toward his wife, who was sitting quietly beside him. The room was silent except for the ticking…

Jim calls in to work early one morning, sounding absolutely miserable. “Hey, boss,” he says weakly, “I not come work today. I really sick. I got headache,…

An elderly man named Bill went into his doctor’s office for his annual physical. He felt confident as he sat in the waiting room. In fact, he…

One morning, at exactly 3:00 a.m., the phone rang in Jeff’s house. The whole house was silent, so the ringing sounded even louder than usual. Jeff opened…

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one. Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the…

Four friends who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years reunite at a party. After several drinks one of the men had to use the restroom those…