After being married for thirty years, a wife was sitting with her husband one evening when she suddenly became sentimental.

She looked at him and said, “After all these years together, I want to ask you something.”

Her husband lowered his newspaper and looked at her.

“What is it?”

She smiled and asked, “Can you describe me?”

He stared at her for a while, thinking carefully.

Then he said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”

His wife frowned a little.

“What does that mean?”

He sat up proudly and began explaining.

“A means Adorable. B means Beautiful. C means Cute. D means Delightful. E means Elegant. F means Foxy. G means Gorgeous. And H means Hot.”

His wife’s face lit up.

She smiled happily, touched by the compliment, and said, “Oh, that’s so lovely. I didn’t know you still saw me that way after all these years.”

Her husband nodded, trying to keep a straight face.

She leaned closer and asked sweetly, “But what about I, J, K?”

He looked at her and said:

“I’m Just Kidding!”