A little Johnny got on the bus
A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backward. The little Johnny asked why…
Sister Bridgette
While teaching religion class one morning Sister Bridgette was speaking to her 3rd-grade class and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven… which part…
Do your sins, come back, and I’ll bless you
There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says ok, do your sins, come…
A new pair of crotchless panties
A frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to arouse her husband and spice up their dead s*x life. After cooking his…
THIS BOY JUST GOT EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL
I’ve translated a popular Russian joke to English, wanna hear your reaction A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see…
Video: A blonde bought two horses
A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which worked great…
A boy dares a girl
A boy dares a girl to climb a tree one day. She bets him five dollars that she can and he agrees. The girl does it, while…
The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack
The manager of a large corporation had a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy…
Video: Ninety-four-year-old Grandma Ethel
Ninety-four-year-old Grandma Ethel walks into her church one quiet morning and heads straight for the confession booth. She steps inside, settles onto the seat, and clears her…
Video: Can I have the red one?
A young woman walks into a prestige car sales room. Looks around at all the Porsches, Lamborghini’s, Jags etc., and says to the salesman. “Can I have…