An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette…

When the manager of a men’s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the…

Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped…

The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, I…

A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence using the expression “I presume.” One little girl raised her hand and said, “Yesterday, my mother washed…

A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that…

An old man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woman.The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This…

A newly married couple is lying in bed and the husband curiously asks his wife how many men she has been with. Despite his question, the woman…

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell…