A tough-guy husband marries a stunning, laid-back woman. On their wedding night, he lays out his rules: “I’ll come and go as I please. I’ll stay out…

A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he went…

A man walked into a doctor’s office and said to the receptionist, “I need to see the doctor immediately.” “What seems to be the problem?” she asked….

A husband texted his wife at 6:30 p.m. “Hey, I’m going to be home late.” He expected the usual response. “Okay.” Or maybe, “Dinner is in the…

A lady walked into the elegant bar of a luxury cruise ship just as the sun was beginning to set over the ocean. The room was filled…

A Swiss man was driving through a small English town, completely lost and increasingly frustrated. After circling the same streets several times, he finally spotted a bus…

Mike saw his friend Paddy sitting alone at the bar, looking miserable. “Hey buddy,” Mike said, taking the seat beside him. “What’s wrong with you?” Paddy sighed…

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50, Chicken Sandwich: $2.50, Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his…

A woman walked into her accountant’s office carrying a folder full of receipts. “I need to file my taxes,” she said, sitting down across from him. “Of…