The mother had washed her hair and just put rollers in – but she didn’t have a hair net for them, so instead she used a pair…

A nun was teaching Sunday school one morning when she asked her class, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?”…

A quirky woman named Betty walked into a local bank carrying a huge bag of cash. She approached the receptionist and said, “I’d like to meet the…

A young cowboy in the Wild West dreamed of being the fastest gunfighter ever. He practiced day and night, but something just wasn’t clicking. One night at…

One day, a poor man turned to his wife and said, “Honey, I’ve had enough of being broke! I’m going overseas to make some real money!” With…

An elderly man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of…

A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. “One of the benefits of this profession,” he explained, “is that we have…

A man at work calls home and his 8-year-old daughter picks up the phone: “Hi honey, this is daddy. Is Mommy near the phone? “No Daddy she…

FATHER IN LAW ASKED HER TO HELP HIM WITH HIS WORK FOR ONE DAY. WHAT FOLLOWED NEXT LEFT HER STUNNED. So one day my father in law…