A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says,
“Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband … he thinks he’s a refrigerator!”
“I Wouldn’t worry too much about it”, the doctor replies. “Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.”
“But you don’t understand,” the woman insists. “He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.”
Nuns are painting the chapel on a hot summer day. A group of nuns were spending the day repainting the old chapel during the middle of a…
Moshe wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t…
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says “Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives…
Last night, while driving for Uber, I got a call to pick up a woman from over by the fair. About 30 seconds after accepting the ride,…
My wife and I were having a serious argument one morning. Things were getting more heated by the minute, and finally I pointed toward the bedroom and…
An Amish woman was driving her horse and buggy into town to buy supplies when she was stopped by a highway patrolman. “I’m not going to give…