TXT: 3 thieves rob a bank

Three thieves robbed a bank and ran as fast as they could, with the police close behind them.

Trying to escape, they rushed into a farm and hid inside three large boxes in the barn.

A few moments later, the cops arrived and started searching everywhere.

One officer walked through the barn and noticed the boxes.

He went to the first one and kicked it.

From inside, the first thief made a noise: “Baaack, buck-buck-buck!”

The officer nodded. “Chickens.”

Then he moved to the second box and kicked it.

From inside came: “Glogloglo!”

The officer shrugged. “Hmm… a turkey.”

Finally, he reached the third box and kicked it.

No sound.

He kicked it again, harder.

Still nothing.

Now suspicious, the officer stepped back and kicked the box as hard as he could.

Suddenly, the third thief burst out, furious and in pain, yelling:

“A box of tomatoes, mother bang! Tomatoes!”

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