TXT: The Perfect Surprise

After years of marriage, a wife decided it was time to add a little excitement to their usual evening routine.

So, while shopping that afternoon, she spotted a beautiful new see-through nighty hanging in the window of an expensive lingerie store.

It was elegant, daring and priced high enough to make her husband briefly stop breathing when he saw the receipt.

Still, she bought it.

That evening, she waited until her husband was comfortably settled on the couch, watching television with a bowl of snacks balanced on his stomach.

Then she disappeared into the bedroom.

A few minutes later, she returned wearing the new see-through nighty without any underclothes.

She slowly walked into the room, swinging her hips dramatically and posing as though she were appearing on the cover of a fashion magazine.

Her husband’s eyes widened.

The bowl of snacks slipped sideways.

For the first time in years, he completely forgot what was happening on television.

He sat up straight, stared at her and smiled from ear to ear.

“You look so beautiful and sexy my darling.”

The wife smiled proudly.

She turned around, gave him another little pose and admired herself in the reflection of the television screen.

Her husband continued staring, clearly delighted with both the outfit and the unexpected performance.

The wife then casually adjusted the nighty and said,

“I know that, I tried it the same way at the store and the salesman was the first one to tell me that.”

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