“Friends,” says the first one, “I have some bad news: My wife is che@ting on me with a baker.”
“How do you know he’s a baker?” the other two asked. “Do you know him?”
“No, not at all. But the other night I found flour in my bed.”
The second one then says:
“My wife is che@ting on me too. With a chimney sweep.”
“And how do you know that?”
“Quite simply. The other night I found soot in my bed.”
Then the third one says:
“So guys… my wife is che@ting on me too. With a horse.”
“With a horse?!” the others exclaimed in horror. “That’s impossible!”
“Yes, I’m absolutely sure. When I came home the other day, there was a jockey lying in my bed…”
