– “Father, we have a problem with our two parrots at the monastery. They are females, and they can only say one terrible sentence: ‘We are pr0sti-tutes – do you want to have some fun?’”
The pastor is appalled:
– “That’s terrible! But maybe I have a solution.”
– “Bring me your parrots. I’ll put them with my two parrots. They’re males, and I’ve taught them to pray and read the Bible. Your parrots will certainly learn something.”
The next day, the nun brings her parrots by. As promised, the priest puts them in the cage with the two male parrots.
As soon as they sit down together, the two females call out:
– “We are pr0sti-tutes – do you want to have some fun?”
Then one male parrot looks at the other and says:
– “You can put the Bible away, my friend… our prayers have finally been answered!”
