A wife from Montana had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husband’s lack of s*x drive.

“Have you tried Vi@gra?” the doctor asked.

“Not a chance,” the lady replied, “He doesn’t even take @spirin.”

“Not a problem,” the doctor replied, “Just give him some Montana Vi@gra.”

“What’s Montana Vi@gra?”

“It’s simple. You discretely put the Vi@gra into his coffee when he’s not looking. He won’t be able to taste it.”

“Try it out and get back to me in a week and tell me about the results.”


A week later, the lady called the doctor.

“Oh my lord!” she wailed, “Terrible! Just terrible.”

“Really? What happened?” the doctor replied.

“I did as you told me, I put the pill into the coffee, and the effect was immediate.”

“He flew up from the chair, and his eyes were positively smoldering.”

“With a quick motion he swept all the cups and the tablecloth from the table, r*pped my cl0thes off and to-ok me then and there on the table.”

“It was a nightmare I tell you, a nightmare.”

“Oh, I see, but why was it so bad, shouldn’t this be a good thing?” the doctor asked in a worried tone.

“Oh yes, this was the best thing to happen to me in 25 years!”

“But I can tell you right now, I will never be able to show my face in the downtown Starbucks again!”