A young boy was kissed by a girl he really liked, but after only a few seconds, the boy abruptly ended his first kiss.
“I’m so sorry, but I can’t continue!” he said.
“Why not,” the girl asked, “didn’t you like it?”
“No, that’s not it,” the boy replied.
“It’s my mom. She said that if I kiss a girl before I’m sixteen, I’ll turn into a statue. And I could feel it starting already.”
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A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with…
After the wedding, the newlyweds finally arrived at their hotel for their first night together. As they were getting ready for bed, the bride noticed something unusual…
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?”…
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited…