A Dutchman is driving from Cologne to Munich and picks up a female hitchhiker along the way who is wearing a very short miniskirt.
After only a short time, she begins to give him unambiguous looks and flirt heavily.
Just before Munich, the Dutchman accidentally brushed her leg while shifting gears.
The young woman looks deep into his eyes and says, smiling:
“You know… you can go even further.”
The Dutchman nods seriously… and continues driving to Salzburg.
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A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy…
Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.” Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand…
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test:“Here is your first question.” The foreman says. “Without…
One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said,…
A man shared on social media how he was treated by his wife after returning home from a heavy drinking session. “I woke up with a severe…