Judi decided to spend her vacation at a dude ranch, hoping to enjoy some fresh air, beautiful scenery, and a little horseback riding.
On her first morning, she headed to the stables, where a friendly cowboy was getting the horses ready.
“Morning, ma’am! Would you prefer a Western saddle or an English saddle?” he asked.
Judi looked puzzled.
“Hmm… what’s the difference?”
The cowboy smiled and explained,
“Well,” said the cowboy, “one has a horn and the other doesn’t.”
Judi paused for a moment, thinking carefully about her choice.
Then she nodded confidently and answered,
“Just get the one without the horn. I don’t think we’ll run into too much traffic out here.”
