A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and notices an empty glass sitting at the far end of the counter.
He turns to the bartender with a mischievous grin.
“See that glass over there? I bet you $100 I can pee into it from right here without missing!”
The bartender bursts out laughing.
“You’re kidding, right? Alright, you’re on!”
The guy steps back, unzips his pants, and gives it his best shot.
But he misses the glass completely!
He’s spraying everywhere — across the counter, all over the floor, and even onto the bartender himself!
The bartender is furious at first, but then he remembers the bet and starts laughing hysterically.
“HA! You missed! You owe me a hundred bucks!”
The guy doesn’t seem bothered at all.
He calmly walks over to a man playing pool, whispers something in his ear, and they both burst out laughing.
Some money changes hands, and the guy returns to the bar.
He pulls out $100 and hands it to the bartender.
The bartender, still chuckling, asks,
“Hey, what was all that about with the guy at the pool table?”
The guy grins, “Oh, I just bet that dude $1000 that I could pee all over your bar, even on you, and you’d still be smiling when I was done.”
😂😂 Absolute legend!