A burglar decided to rob the safe in a store.
On the safe door, he was very pleased to find a note reading: “Please don’t use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob.”
He did so. Instantly, a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire premises were floodlighted, and alarms started clanging.
As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was heard moaning: “My confidence in human nature has been rudely shaken.”
A girl came back home from school and asked her grandmother, “Granny, what is a lover?” “A lover!!” the grandmother said. “Let me think. Lov… Lover… Oh,…
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other: “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,” replied…
A police station gets two new horses and two cops are assigned to ride them. They go on a ride and come back pleased. “This horse is…
An elderly Pope arrives in New York and is picked up at the airport by a limousine. Upon seeing the car, he gestures to the driver and…
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be…
Two old friends were sitting in a quiet café, talking about marriage, life and all the sacrifices men claimed they had made over the years. One of…