A nun was praying when a priest approached.

A nun was praying when a priest approached.

The priest gently patted her shoulder and told her to follow him.

The priest walked, and the nun quickly followed closely behind.

They arrived at a room at the back of the church.

The priest entered the room and gestured for the nun to do the same.

“Sister, close the door,” the priest said.

“Jesus, if anything happens, please forgive my soul,” the nun prayed.

“Sister, lock the door,” the priest said.

“Jesus, if anything happens, please forgive my soul,” the nun prayed.

“Sister, close the curtains,” the priest said.

“Jesus, if anything happens, please forgive my soul,” the nun prayed.

“Sister, turn off the lights,” the priest said.

“Jesus, if anything happens, please forgive my soul.”

“Sister, come here beside me,” the priest said.

“Jesus, I’m sorry for what’s about to happen, please forgive my soul in heaven,” the nun prayed.

“Sister, look at my watch!” it glowed in the darkness—the priest exclaimed excitedly.

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