I’ll put the money under the pillow.
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of V.i.agra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the…
Video: An old man from Texas asked a waiter
An old man from Texas asked a waiter to bring a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and…
An ad for a ranch hand
A wealthy rancher passed away, leaving everything to his devoted wife. She was smart, strikingly beautiful, and determined to keep the ranch running—there was just one problem:…
Video: A Saudi Prince wants to buy a bull
A Saudi Prince wants to buy a bull, so he goes to see a famous Russian bovine breeder. The Russian tells him, “I have many good animals….
TXT: A Windy Sunday Surprise
It was an unusually windy Sunday morning. The trees were bending, hats were flying through the air, and everyone arriving for the church service was struggling to…
Video: A tough-guy husband marries a stunning woman
A tough-guy husband marries a stunning, laid-back woman. On their wedding night, he lays out his rules: “I’ll come and go as I please. I’ll stay out…
A man who drank alot
A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he went…
Video: The Invisible Man
A man walked into a doctor’s office and said to the receptionist, “I need to see the doctor immediately.” “What seems to be the problem?” she asked….
The Three-Word Reply
A husband texted his wife at 6:30 p.m. “Hey, I’m going to be home late.” He expected the usual response. “Okay.” Or maybe, “Dinner is in the…
Video: Scotch with two drops of water
A lady walked into the elegant bar of a luxury cruise ship just as the sun was beginning to set over the ocean. The room was filled…