A Swiss man looking for directions
A Swiss man was driving through a small English town, completely lost and increasingly frustrated. After circling the same streets several times, he finally spotted a bus…
Mike saw his friend Paddy
Mike saw his friend Paddy sitting alone at the bar, looking miserable. “Hey buddy,” Mike said, taking the seat beside him. “What’s wrong with you?” Paddy sighed…
A guy walks into a bar (Funny)
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50, Chicken Sandwich: $2.50, Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his…
Video: A woman walked into her accountant’s office
A woman walked into her accountant’s office carrying a folder full of receipts. “I need to file my taxes,” she said, sitting down across from him. “Of…
Video: Use the word “fascinate”
The teacher stood in front of the class and said, “Today, I want each of you to use the word fascinate in a sentence.” Molly raised her…
Video: A woman was taking a taxi home late one evening after a long night out.
A woman was taking a taxi home late one evening after a long night out. About halfway through the ride, she reached into her purse and suddenly…
The Man in Three Seats
An old man was lying across three entire seats in a crowded movie theater, stretched out awkwardly and barely moving. People nearby kept glancing at him, annoyed…
There’s something I have to know.
If you do something bad to really help someone, is the action really that bad? I’d say “sometimes yes, sometimes no” – in this case I’ll let…
Video: A little old lady
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”…