There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering sexist remarks as to…

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him… She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he…

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a store opened next door with a huge sign that said, “BEST DEALS!” To make things worse, another store opened on the…

Three men were standing on the bank of a wide river, trying to figure out how to get across. The water was deep, the current was strong,…

A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you, honey”, she says. “What would you like…

One day, a priest walked into a small barbershop for a haircut. When the barber finished, the priest reached for his wallet, but the barber stopped him….

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to WalMart. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get…

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door. Son: “Mommy, may I ask…

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag…