A mother-in-law stopped by the recently married couple’s house unexpectedly. She rang the doorbell and stepped inside, where she saw her daughter-in-law standing without clothes by the…

A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?”…

A married man was having an *ff*ir with his secretary. One day, they went to her place and m*de l*ve all afternoon. *xh*usted, they fell asleep and…

A young American ventriloquist was touring Scandinavia and stopped to perform in a small Swedish town. With his dummy on his knee, he launched into his usual…

The teacher asked “Harry, what is your problem”. Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in her 3rd grade and I am…

On a crowded bus, a college girl kept holding tightly onto a banana in her back pocket, afraid it might get squashed in the crowd—after all, it…

A wife was convinced her husband was cheating with their maid. So one night, she “sends the maid away early”… but says nothing to her husband. That…

A married man was visiting his girlfriend, when she requested he shave his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please sh*ve it off, I want to see…

A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!”…