On a sunny afternoon, two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench, basking in the warm rays and enjoying the day. Their conversation flowed easily, touching…

A husband and wife were celebrating 50 years together, so their three kids agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.  “Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad,” said…

Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped…

Lil’ Johnny’s mother took him with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit,…

A quirky woman named Betty walked into a local bank carrying a huge bag of cash. She approached the receptionist and said, “I’d like to meet the…

A plane was cruising smoothly toward Vancouver when a woman named Lily, seated in economy class, decided she deserved an upgrade.Without hesitation, she marched up to first…

A young boy says to his father “Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how much…

A blonde goes to a auto parts store and asks for a Seven Ten cap. Everybody look at each other and ask, “What’s a seven ten cap?”…

In the men’s bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally…