An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit:He asks the old biker his name.“Fred.” He replies.“Fred what?” The officer…

A Couple Goes In A Bar The wife says,“Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The husband responds,“Who is he?” The wife answers,“Well,…

A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief said…

A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backward. The little Johnny asked why…

While teaching religion class one morning Sister Bridgette was speaking to her 3rd-grade class and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven… which part…

There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says ok, do your sins, come…

A frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to arouse her husband and spice up their dead s*x life. After cooking his…

I’ve translated a popular Russian joke to English, wanna hear your reaction A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see…

A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which worked great…