The manager of a large corporation had a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy…

Ninety-four-year-old Grandma Ethel walks into her church one quiet morning and heads straight for the confession booth. She steps inside, settles onto the seat, and clears her…

A young woman walks into a prestige car sales room. Looks around at all the Porsches, Lamborghini’s, Jags etc., and says to the salesman. “Can I have…

An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette…

When the manager of a men’s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the…

Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped…

The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, I…

A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence using the expression “I presume.” One little girl raised her hand and said, “Yesterday, my mother washed…

A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that…