A Husband Exclaims His Wife …
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband…
Video: A flight crew was coming in to land
A flight crew was coming in to land at an unfamiliar airport. As they lined up on final approach, the pilot squinted out the window. Pilot: “Does…
Cop on horse says to a little girl
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike,“Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl.“Well tell him to put a reflector light on it…
A salesman rings the door bell
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother?…
A dentist told a mother
A dentist told a mother, “I’m sorry madam, but I’ll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy’s tooth.” The mother exclaimed, “A $100! You…
The Boots She Wanted
A woman went shopping one afternoon with her husband. As they walked past a store window, she suddenly stopped and stared at a beautiful pair of boots…
Video: The Best Patients
Five surgeons were sitting together during a break, talking about which types of patients were the easiest to operate on. The first surgeon said, “Personally, I like…
Football in Heaven
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day….
Video: Finally…The blonde joke end
FINALLY…THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by…
TXT: The Noise Upstairs
A young woman came home one evening with her boyfriend. As they walked through the front door, she called out to her mother, “Mom, we’re going upstairs…