A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big.
It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!”
Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife
who completely brushes him off.
“What’s wrong?” he asks.
She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-a*s grill for one little weenie?”
A 5-year-old boy johnny went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,…
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Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. An angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two of…
A young nun was assigned to walk along the beach near her convent, collecting donations for charity. It was a scorching hot day, and the beach was…
A priest is driving on the highway when he’s pulled over for speeding.A priest was driving down a country highway one sunny afternoon when a police officer…
Late one night, three completely drunk men climbed into a taxi. The driver took one look at them in the mirror and immediately realized they were wasted….