“After 50 years of marriage, I looked at my wife one day and said, ‘Honey, 50 years ago, we had a tiny house, a beat-up car, a…

A lady walked into a bar in Texas one evening and noticed a cowboy sitting at a table with his feet propped up. He was relaxed, confident,…

A priest and a nun were traveling together when a terrible blizzard caught them by surprise. The snow came down harder and harder, and before long, they…

A man came running home from work one evening, looking more excited than he had in years. As soon as he walked through the door, he grabbed…

One afternoon, a nun entered the confessional looking deeply embarrassed. “Father,” she whispered, “I have sinned. We gave shelter to a homeless man at the convent, and…

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “See that glass at the end of the bar? I bet you $100 I can pee…

A man boarded a flight to New York and settled comfortably into his seat. A few minutes later, a strikingly beautiful woman walked down the aisle. To…

A blonde was walking down the street one afternoon with two dogs on leashes. One dog was tall, elegant, and walked proudly beside her. The other was…

As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid. He leaned down to the old…