Three Brothers Get
The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.”…
A Difficult Decision
Earl and Bubba had been best friends for as long as anyone in town could remember. Every Saturday morning, before the sun had properly risen, they loaded…
90-YEAR-OLD GOLFER!
90-YEAR-OLD GOLFER A 90-year-old golfer tells his wife that he is quitting the game. “But why?” asks his wife. “Well, it’s my eyesight. I can’t see where…
Video: Golfing day
A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went golfing one day. As they approached the first tee, the Swede’s wife stepped up to take her…
A group of 40-year-old friends
A group of 40-year-old friends debated where to meet for lunch. After some discussion, they agreed on the Ocean View Restaurant—because the waitresses were stunning, with gorgeous…
Video: A man’s wife sends him to the store
A man’s wife sends him to the store to buy cigarettes, but when he gets there, it’s closed. On the way home, he stops at a bar…
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give…
Video: A pretty lady walked into a pet store
A pretty lady walked into a pet store and started chatting with the owner. She said, “I’d love a pet that matches my personality—fun, charming, and a…
Benjamin was in jail
Benjamin was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12 years he is notified that his Uncle from Ludhiana has died and left…
Video: A blonde on a diet
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to…