A man was sitting in a wheelchair outside the operating room, dressed in one of those hospital gowns designed to remove both dignity and body heat at…

A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that…

After years of marriage, a wife decided it was time to add a little excitement to their usual evening routine. So, while shopping that afternoon, she spotted…

A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down the middle of a road, giving her one simple rule: she must paint at least four miles per…

Fred and Mary got married but couldn’t afford a honeymoon, so they spent their first night at Fred’s parents’ house. The next morning, little Johnny, Fred’s kid…

A man walks into his doctor’s office and sits down in the waiting room. While he is waiting his turn to be seen, an acquaintance walks in…

One Sunday morning, the pastor announced that the church was trying to raise some extra funds and asked everyone to give whatever they felt led to give. …

A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets;…

A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins. “Forgive me, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is…