Video: A marhini for my heartburn!
A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink and…
Video: Two young lovers
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood…
TXT: Two deaf people get married
A deaf couple had just gotten married, and during their first week together, they discovered one unexpected problem. During the day, communication was easy. They used sign…
TXT: Run, Sister, Run!
Two nuns were walking through a quiet forest one afternoon, enjoying the fresh air and peaceful surroundings. Everything was calm until they heard a loud crack behind…
TXT: Your hair smells really nice
One morning, a woman walked into work wearing a short skirt and feeling confident as she made her way through the office. As she passed one of…
TXT: A guy goes into …
A guy walked into a small drugstore one afternoon, trying to look casual. He wandered around for a moment, pretending to browse the shelves, then finally stepped…
TXT: A woman goes to the …
A woman went to her gynecologist for a routine checkup. She walked into the office, filled out the usual paperwork, and waited patiently until the nurse called…
Video: The man suspected his wife
A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While enroute to his home,…
Video: Two talking female parrots
A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots but, they only know how to…
Video: The husband was skeptical
A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and…