A lady walked into a bar in Texas one evening and noticed a cowboy sitting at a table with his feet propped up.

He was relaxed, confident, and wearing the largest pair of boots she had ever seen in her life.

The woman stared for a moment, then walked over with a curious smile.

“Excuse me,” she said. “I’ve always heard that men with big feet are… well, especially gifted. Is that true?”

The cowboy tipped his hat, grinned proudly, and said, “Sure is, little lady. Why don’t you come out to the bunkhouse with me, and I’ll prove it?”

The woman raised an eyebrow. She was curious enough to find out, so she agreed.

The two of them left the bar and spent the night together.

The next morning, the cowboy was standing by the door, looking very pleased with himself, when the woman reached into her purse and handed him $200.

He blushed and smiled.

“Well, thank you kindly, ma’am,” he said. “I’m real flattered. Nobody’s ever paid me for my services before.”

The woman looked at him calmly and said:

“Don’t be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”