The Farmer And His 3 Legged Pig

As a man leans against the farm gate and watches the farmer round up the sheep, he realizes that the farmer is using a pig, not a…

Video: Old Woman Makes The Asphalt Weep

An elderly woman is speeding down the highway when she sees a policeman with a radar gun. The policeman signals her to pull over, then walks up…

People Forget When They Get Old

There was an old couple. … they noticed that they were getting more and more forgetful and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them…

Video: More Than Chili Peppers

A man sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili. The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but the man next to you had…

PIN: The Amazing Dog And Its Special Collar

A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get back to the farm, but it’s…

PIN: A woman was driving down the highway

A woman was driving down the highway at about 75 miles an hour when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked…

PIN: The Mule at the Funeral

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him from morning until night. Breakfast was too late. The coffee was too weak. The tractor was too…

PIN: A mother-in-law on a visit

A mother-in-law stopped by the recently married couple’s house unexpectedly. She rang the doorbell and stepped inside, where she saw her daughter-in-law standing without clothes by the…

PIN: Lil’ Johnny’s mother took him to the bank

Lil’ Johnny’s mother took him with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit,…

PIN: The Honeymoon Misunderstanding

A newly married couple returned from their honeymoon without saying a single word to each other. The groom looked miserable, while his wife walked straight past everyone…