TXT: I cheated on you
As he lay on his deathbed, the man looked weakly toward his wife, who was sitting quietly beside him. The room was silent except for the ticking…
TXT: The Boss’s Idea
Jim calls in to work early one morning, sounding absolutely miserable. “Hey, boss,” he says weakly, “I not come work today. I really sick. I got headache,…
TXT: Annual Physical …
An elderly man named Bill went into his doctor’s office for his annual physical. He felt confident as he sat in the waiting room. In fact, he…
TXT: He picked up the phone
One morning, at exactly 3:00 a.m., the phone rang in Jeff’s house. The whole house was silent, so the ringing sounded even louder than usual. Jeff opened…
The new rooster
The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one. Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the…
Four friends
Four friends who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years reunite at a party. After several drinks one of the men had to use the restroom those…
Video: A grandfather
A grandfather is hanging out with his grandson. He says to his grandson, “Hey Johnny, please fetch me the cup of medicine and the cup of soda…
TXT: Bad news for you
A secretary knocked gently on her boss’s office door and stepped inside, holding a folder against her chest. Her boss looked up from his desk and immediately…
Video: A donkey and a horse
A donkey is having a drink in a pub when he spots a horse at the bar so goes over for a chat. “What do you do…
TXT: Call of Duty
A kid is in his room, headphones on, controller in hand, completely locked into a video game. His mother opens the door and says, “Honey, pause your…