One afternoon, I was minding my own business at the mall when a beautiful woman approached me with a sweet smile.
“Please, I am looking for a one night stand.”
I couldn’t believe my luck!
Before you could say “Billybob,” I’d closed my shop, locked the door, and was ready to give her an unforgettable evening.
First, I took her to a lovely bar for a couple of drinks.
Then we enjoyed a romantic dinner at a fancy restaurant, followed by a visit to my favorite nightclub, where we watched a wonderful floor show.
Finally, I invited her back to my place.
And being a true gentleman, I’ll spare you the details of what happened next.
The following morning, as the sun peeked through the curtains, I looked at her sleepy face, smiled proudly, and asked,
“So, sweetheart… how was that?”
“Was wonderful,” she said, “but I still have no place to put bedside lamp.”
