One morning, a married couple was still lying in bed when the wife turned to her husband and said sweetly,
“Honey, I think you should take a few days off work.”
Her husband looked surprised.
“Really? Why would you say that?”
“Well, you’ve been working far too hard lately. Maybe you should pack a suitcase and spend a few days relaxing at a friend’s place.”
The husband couldn’t believe his luck.
“Wow, sweetheart! That’s incredibly thoughtful of you!”
Without wasting another second, he jumped out of bed and started packing.
But as he zipped up his suitcase, curiosity got the better of him.
“By the way, honey, what makes you think I’ve been working so hard?”
His wife smiled.
“Well, you were dreaming about work all night.”
He frowned.
“Really? How do you know I was dreaming about work?”
“Because every two minutes, you were shouting your secretary’s name!”
